phlex

You people baffle me

Dogs are cute… ohh and how they often make me smile. On days when the moon falls between 34 and 36 degrees on the most southern axis of the Earth, I visit children’s playgrounds to jump on the swings… and how my dog loves to watch. You see, she is my friend, and we go everywhere together. On the third Saturday of every 16 month, she sleeps by my bed… and yeah, she continues to watch me. She shakes paws at the angles projected against each wall in 14 second intervals. Funny that. So yes, my dog, it is safe to say is considered by many to be cute… but I keep her well hid.When I feed her to the rabbits, I often hear her yelp. She knows why now. Life it is said is too short. I kept thinking I wished it were all over. No smiles from my dog today. She is never happy anymore, but she continues to watch me. When I find time to give her a pat, she politely barks, tearing whatever fabric is left dangling from my shirt sleeves… and so now I refuse to wear silk. An uncle once wrote on my bathroom wall “Dangling silk is not attractive. Women certainly don’t seem to find it appealing” in human blood. I think it was his, but I could never be sure. “Ohh well”, I thought… I need no woman. That’s what my other uncle, Sir Franklin says. “Women“, he would tell my dog… “You don’t need need them. They just demand you give them all your money. They can never be trusted.” I’m too tired to agree, but my ex is demanding $85,000.